Thoughts From An iLL Mind

NFL Week 15: Cowboys 24, Saints 17

2009-12-22T20:58:00.004-05:00

Summary

Yes my followers, yes, the improbable happened. The Dallas Cowboys walked into the Superdome on Saturday night with virtually no chance, from the columnists point of view, to defeat the undefeated New Orleans Saints. In the words of Tony Dungy, not verbatim though: "The Dallas Cowboys have absolutely no chance to beat the New Orleans Saints tonight." Oh really Tony, really?! To be honest, i think the only people who gave Dallas a chance WERE Dallas FANS, but i even heard some Dallas fans say we were gonna lose. I predicted this game 2 weeks prior that we were gonna win, and no one listened to me. They say I was being a homer, a dick rider, a super fan, etc. Well, we did it, just like I said! It was a solid game from everyone, defensively and offensively. Tony Romo played like a MVP, throwing for 312 yards and a TD on 22 of 34 passing. Our defense was the star this game. holding the high flying Saints to their lowest scoring total of the season. They also sacked Drew Brees 4 times, pick him off once and caused and recovered two fumbles, one in which sealed the game. The domination started when the Cowboys went on their first drive and scored on a 49 yard pass from Romo to Miles Austin, who had 7 catches and 139 yards. Dallas held the saints to 0 points in he first half, something that hasn't happened to the Saints this season, and three straight 3 and outs. Our only flaw that game was our special teams, mainly the field goal kicking..mainly Nick Folk lol. He missed a game sealing field goal that could of put the Saints away permanently, but thanks to the defense, the hope of a Saints comeback was shot down. We gave the Saints their first loss, something 13 teams before us couldn't and didn't do.

Grades

Defense - A+

Offense - A+

Special Teams - D-

Player of the Game goes to...

DeMarcus Ware, who played with a sprained neck. He managed to get two sacks, and two forced fumbles, one in which won the game.

Play of the Game goes to...

DeMarcus Ware's game winning sack and force fumble

Highlights

Side Notes.....
The Cowboys handed the Saints their first loss of the season...The Saints were held scoreless in the first half for the first time in the whole season...Nick Folk was cut days after the game, he was on a s6 game streak of missed field goals...The Saints failed to score three touchdowns fro the first time this season...The Saints allowed 4 sack after allowing 15 in the first 13 games of the season...
Next Week's Opponent:
Washington Redskins (4-11) @ FedEx Field

NFL Week 14: Chargers 20, Cowboys 17

2009-12-22T20:29:00.002-05:00

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WE PLAYED SHITTY! THERES NOTHING TO BLOG!

Forgive my anger, but i was really THAT angry. I watched the rest of the game in a Chilis and everyone was staring at my belligerent ass lol

Im sorry :(

Next Week's Opponent:

New Orleans Saints (13-0) at the Superdome...a game WE WILL WIN!

NFL Week 13: Giants 31, Cowboys 28

2009-12-11T13:36:00.004-05:00

*long exhaaaaaaaaaaaaale*

I didn't watch the game, I only saw highlights and heard a scarce amount of game audio. I just heard and saw enough though to know that we blew a game we had won. This game was in the palms of our hands and we let it slip right out. The moment shifter was Marion Barber's fumble right before the half that set up a Giants touchdown. Despite Tony Romo playing LIGHTS out by throwing for 3 TD's and 392 yards and no picks, Jason Witten having a monster game with 14 catches and 156yards and Miles Austin beasting with 10 catches, 104 yards and a TD, we jst found a way to lose. With every analyst in the world talking about our December woes, by playing like this, we are just proving them right.

Next Week's Opponent:

San Diego Chargers (9-3) @ Cowboys Stadium

NFL Week 12: Cowboys 24, Raiders 7

2009-11-30T20:31:00.004-05:00

Summary

This year we added the Oakland Raiders to the laundry list of teams that we annually slaughter on Thanksgiving. Every year we always have a stellar performance from one player, and this year, to nobody's surprise, that guy was Miles Austin. He lit up the stat sheet with 145 yards on 7 catches and a touchdown. This is such an accomplishment because he did it against arguably the best cornerback in the league, Nnamdi Asomugha. Our run game wasn't too shabby themselves either. we rushed for 195 yards and 1 TD. Each of our running backs had long runs over 40 yards. Tashard Choice had a 66-yard blast on a wildcat play, Felix Jones had a 46 yard scamper that was also a TD and Marion Barber III had a 42-yard run. As usual, we were clicking on all cylinders on defense and offense. Tony Romo threw for 309 yards and 2 TD's along with zero interceptions. As a team, we didn't have a turnover and we caused one. Critics will say this wasn't a HUGE win because it isn't. BUT, keep this in mind: the Raiders beat two winning teams (Cincinnati Bengals and Philadelphia Eagles) who has a combined record of 15-7, and one is a division winner.

Grades

Offense - A+

Defense - A+

Special Teams - B

Player of the Game goes to...

Once again *drum roll* Miles Austin!

Play of the Game goes to...

Tashard Choice's 66-yard tear

Highlights

Side Notes.....
Since he became a starter, Tony Romo has never loss on Thanksgiving...Anthony Spencer recorded his first two sacks of the year...The Cowboys averaged 8.8 yards a play

Next Week's Opponent:

New York Giants (6-5) @ Giants Stadium

NFL Week 11: Cowboys 7, Redskins 6

2009-11-25T20:38:00.003-05:00

(Sorry for the late post!)

Summary

What can I say about this game? Except that the Cowboys stunk like hot garbage juice on an early summer day. For the second straight week, Dallas was held scoreless until the fourth quarter. They could not convert on 3rd and 4th down situations, and the were missing vital red-zone conversions and field goals. the only thing that allowed us to rally back and win was Shaun Suisham's two missed fields goals. Miles Austin had himself a bad day, only catchign for passes for 43 yards. One, and the only, thing that was good is that when it counted, Romo came through in the clutch and delivered our only touchdown to Patrick Crayton after Romo spun off a defender who could've ended the game with a sack for a loss of yards. None the less, we weren't supposed to go down o the wire with a team that we are CLEARLY better than. I guess that why you play the game*shrugs*

Grades

Offense - C

Defense - C

Special Teams - D-

Player of the Game goes to...

Patrick Crayton for catching the only/game winning TD and Tony Romo for avoiding a possible sack ad delivering it

Play of the Game goes to...

Romo's pass and Crayton's catch TD and Anthony Spencer's game sealing interception

Highlights

Side Notes.....
The Cowboys go a second game without scoring in the first half, and only scoring one TD, both in the fourth quarter...Jason Witten (foot), Tony Romo (back) both had injuries...DeMarcus Ware ended his six game sack streak

Next Week's Opponent:
Oakland Raiders (3-7) @ Cowboys Stadium on Thanksgiving

NFL Week 10: Packers 17, Cowboys 7

2009-11-17T11:05:00.009-05:00

Summary

The Cowboys came into Lambeau Field with a four game winning streak, the hottest receiver in the NFL in Miles Austin, a quarterback in Tony Romo that was playing lights out, and a high-powered offense. That usually equals domination, correct? Wrong! We left that field with a loss, a laundry list of injuries and an empty feeling, just the opposite of a win. Last week against the Eagles, I blogged about how we won as a team and worked perfectly together. This week, ironically, we lost as a team. You cannot put blame on anyone for this loss. We had several opportunities to make plays and we blew them. Sure, you can say Roy E. Williams dropped a wide open pass and he fumbled, but he had 105 yards and set-up a couple of scores. Our O-Line, even before Colombo got hurt, wasn't protecting AT ALL, Nick Folk missed an easy short yardage field goal that would've given us the first lead, Romo threw a COSTLY interception at the goal line and we lost several fumbles that led to Packers scores. This loss can't be blamed on anyone except the Dallas Cowboys.

Grades

Offense - C

Defense - C-

Special teams- D

Player of the Game goes to...

I have to give it to Aaron Rodgers. He was playing with poise and didn't crack.

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Play of the Game goes to...

Charles Woodson's strip of Roy E. Williams, which was basically the monkey wrench play

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Highlights

Side Notes.....

Right Tackle Marc Colombo left the game with a broken left fibula. He hasn't been ruled out for the season yet...Free Safety Ken Hamlin left the game with a groin injury. He will be out 3-4 weeks...This loss snapped Dallas' four game winning streak...The Cowboys have had at least 3 sacks in seven straight games...Romo is still the winnignest Cowboys quarterback at Lambeau field despite being only 1-1 there.

Next Week's Opponent:

Washington Redskins (3-6) @ Cowboys Stadium

NFL Week 9: Cowboys 20, Eagles 16

2009-11-12T00:06:00.004-05:00

I'm not going to do the regular loong, drawn out blog with this one. Why? Because I'm PUMPED!!!! This was the BIGGEST game of the season and we delivered like Papa Johns! I think everyone in America picked the Eagles to beat us except Cowboys fans lol. The main reason I didn't go with the extensive blog is that we played as a TEAM, we played as ONE. Nobody out shined nobody in this game. There were only a couple of notable plays and stats. Tony Romo threw his first interception in the last 143 passes without one, Miles Austin only caught one ball, which was a 49-yard touchdown and basically the game winning touchdown and he continued his four game TD catching streak, DeMarcus Ware another sack this game, making this his fourth straight game with a sack.

Overall, this was just a HUUUUUGE win....HUGE!!!!!!

Next Week's Opponent:

Green Bay Packers (4-4) @ Lambeau Field

NFL Week 8: Cowboys 38, Sehawks 17

2009-11-03T23:15:00.007-05:00

Summary

The Cowboys continued to roll as the pasted the Seattle Seahawks in a 39-17 in Cowboys Stadium on Sunday for their 3 straight win. The offense was clicking on all cylinders and were almost flawless. Tony Romo had a another great game with 256 yards in the air along with 3 TD passes to 3 different receivers. Also, for a third straight game, Romo hasn't thrown an interception, which is a career first. In his last 5 games, Romo has thrown for 8 TDs and one pick and is 4-1. Miles Austin didn't have his usual monster game, but he contributed with 5 catches for 61 yards and a score. Our run game flourished, but not like it usually does. As a team, we rushed for 113 yards on 29 carries, which is a 3.9 yards per rush average.Where we really shined at was our special teams. Patrick Crayton returned a punt 82 yards for a score, This is the second straight week that he has returned a punt for a TD. Our defense played good, but gave up over 300 yards this game in a winning effort.

Grades

Offense - A

Defense - B

Special Teams - A+

Player of the Game goes to...

Tony Romo!

Play of the Game goes to...

Patrick Craytons 82-yard punt return for a TD. (Look at the stiff arm to the punter...ouch!)

Highlights

Side Notes.....

For the third straight game, Romo hasn't thrown an interception, a career first...DeMarcus Ware has had a sack in 3 straight games...Dallas has beaten Seattle twice in a row...Dallas is on a 3 game win streak...Patrick Crayton returned a punt for a TD two weeks straight...Miles Austin has had atleast 1 TD reception in 3 straight games, giving him 5 in the last three games...In his last 5 games, Romo has thrown 8 touchdowns along with one pick and is 4-1 in those 5 games

Next Week's Opponent:

Philadelphia Eagles (5-2) @ Lincoln Field for the NFC East lead

NFL Week 7: Cowboys 37, Falcons 21

2009-10-28T12:52:00.004-04:00

Summary

The Cowboys entered this game as an underdog and were doubted the whooole week before it. The silenced the doubters and upset the betters by dominating the Atlanta Falcons is beautiful fashion. We were clicking on all cylinders. Offense: Tony Romo threw for 311 yards, 3 scores and zero interceptions and we totaled 414 yards. Defense: we sacked Matt Ryan 4 times and forced him to throw 2 interceptions while we allowed only 298 total yards. Special Teams: Patrick Crayton returned a punt for touchdown to seal the game in the 4th quarter with less than 8 minutes left. Whether you want to believe it or not, this was a huge game for the Cowboys to win so they could prove to themselves and the rest of the league that we are who we say we are. This was our first statement game this season and we answered the call. Oh yea, I forgot to mention that Miles Austin was a BEAST again with 6 catches for 171 yards and two touchdowns

Grades

Offense - A

Defense - B

Special Teams - A+

Player of the Game goes to...

I gotta give it once again to my man Miles Austin. He was a BEEEEAST!

Play of the Game goes to...

Patrick Crayton's punt return, game sealing TD (Looks at T-Newman's block!)

Highlights

Side Notes.....

Over the last two weeks, Miles Austin has leads the league in catches, yards, yards per catch and receiving touchdowns...Romo strained his neck on a run in the first quarter, but returned ok...Dallas has beaten Atlanta two straight times...

Next Week's Opponent:

Seattle Seahawks (2-4) @ Cowboys Stadium

In case you forgot what Hip-Hop was.....

2009-10-28T12:43:00.003-04:00

Here is a reminder.....

*faints* Hip-Hop OVERLOAD!!!!!

Beast Mode!

2009-10-26T11:58:00.002-04:00

Dayuuuuuuuuum!

NFL Week 5: Cowboys 26, Chiefs 20 (OT)

2009-10-14T00:56:00.005-04:00

Summary

I'm going to start with this: the fact that we had to go into overtime with a winless team rubs me the wrong way. This team is a couple mistakes and lucky plays away from being undefeated. Their isn't much to summarize about the game. We let the Chiefs hang in there like a playoff team instead of blowing them out. Our special teams didn't help either. they ended up turning the ball over on a muffed punt by Patrick Crayton to setup a Chiefs score. The only bright spots were Miles Austin and his 10 catches for 250 yards and 2 TD's, one being a 60-yarder to win the game in OT. And Tashard Choice and his 92 yards on 8 carries (11.5 yards per rush average) and one TD. Our defense played sloppy and kept Kansas City in the game for too long. If it wasn't for penalties however, th score would have been MUCH different.

Grades

Offense - A

Defense - C-

Special Teams - F

Player of the Game goes to...

Miles Austin. He played LIGHTS OUT!

Play of the Game goes to...

Miles Austin 60-yard game winning pass and run

Highlights

Side Notes.....

Miles Austin broke and set a Cowboys franchise record for most receiving yards in a single game with 250 yards on 10 receptions.

Next Week's Opponent:

Bye Week...we need this to heal up!

And The Biggest Fall Off Ever Award Goes To.....

2009-10-08T16:14:00.005-04:00

Lindsay Lohan! Ms Lohan, would you like to say anything?

Oh....ok. Smh. And to think that i actually liked her. And keep in mind that this girl in only how old?

23!

Crack is wack people and shes a prime example

R.I.P. to the sexy Lindsay

Pics via Media Takeout

Sean Price - Kimbo Price

2009-10-08T16:07:00.004-04:00

This is the upcoming mistape of one of the dopest MCs out now, Sean Price! This is the prelude mix CD to his album named Mic Tyson, which is releasing in 2010. As you can see, he has a fighting theme going on with this mix CD and his album. If you don't know, Kimbo Price is a play on words of the name of the famous street fighter Kimbo Slice. And Mic Tyson is a play on words of the name of the famous boxer Mike Tyson. Its simple really. With that said, I'm really looking forward to this and Mic Tyson. Sean never fails to amaze his fans.

Pics taken from 2DopeBoyz

NFL Week 4: Broncos 17, Cowboys 10

2009-10-08T15:50:00.004-04:00

*sigh* No loong, extensive review for this game. I didn't watch the whole thing, we played SHITACULAR and of course we loss. Yes I'm mad and I hope Denver burns in HELL!.....just kidding lol...or am I? O_o

And yeah, I'm posting it Thursday. So the fuck what?

The only noteworthy play from this game was Brandon Marshall's 51-yard game winning catch where he embarrassed half of our secondary and made them look like a Pop Warner team, smh

Next Week's Opponent:

Kansas City Chiefs (0-4) at Arrowhead Stadium. If we lose to them, I'm gonna kick a baby in the face.

Quote of the Week

2009-09-29T02:51:00.003-04:00

My Pops:

"Jordan is my most academically gifted child. He just doesn't apply himself."

If that doesn't motivate me to be the best in ANYTHING that I do, I don't know what will.

That's Fucked Up, Part. 7

2009-09-29T02:37:00.001-04:00

LMAOOOO!!!!

That's Fucked Up, Part. 6

2009-09-29T02:34:00.001-04:00

LMAO!

NFL Week 3: Cowboys 21, Panthers 7

2009-09-29T02:25:00.012-04:00

Summary

The Cowboys came into this game with a chip on their shoulder. They just recently got embarrassed at their home opener by the New York Giants, and were looking to bounce back at home against the Carolin Panthers who entered this game 0-2. The Cowboys opening drive was superb. Our passing game was working, our running game was working, everything was falling into place. It was no doubt in my mind that we were gonna score....was I wrong. On a 2nd and 9 play on the Panthers 12 yard line, Romo got sacked for a 10 yard loss. That sucked the life out of Dallas because two plays after, we attempted a field goal and missed. So a good opening drive with zero points scored...smh. After that, the first half was just bleh! We were doing great statistically, but we weren't scoring. The Panthers ended up scoring the only touchdown of the first half and we went into halftime down 7-0 along with a whole crowd of boos. But, they came out BOOMING in the second half. We shut the Panthers out 21-0 in the 2nd half. Our run game was again the reason we dominated. Romo wasn't really a factor though. He made key throws, but he left the game without a TD pass. Overall, this was a good, statement win for Dallas. I wasnt impressed that much, but it was a good win.

Grades

Offense - B

Defense - A

Special Teams - C

Player of the Game goes to...

Well, its actually a couple of players lol.

Victor Butler, the rookie LB out of Oregon State had two key back to back sacks and a forced fumble that helped seal the game for Dallas

Tashard Choice and Felix Jones helped the running game flourish. Choice ran for 82 yards on 18 carries and a TD while Jones gashed the Panthers with 96 yards on 8 carries with an astonishing 11.8 yards a carry!

Play of the Game goes to...

Felix Jones' monster juke on Charles Godfrey

Terence Newmans interception for a TD to seal the game.....sorry, I cannot find a video lol

Highlights

Side Notes.....

Felix Jones strained strained his PCL after a 40-yard run. They sat he might miss a week or two.....The Cowboys now have the most wins on Monday Night Football with 42.....After not recording a turnover nor a sack in their first 2 games, Dallas came up with 3 sacks and 3 turnovers against Carolina.....Tony Romo did not throw a TD in this game

Next Week's Opponent:

Denver Broncos (3-0) at Mile High Stadium

NFL Week 2: Giants 33, Cowboys 31

2009-09-22T02:04:00.004-04:00

Summary

*sigh* What can I say about this loss? ALOT, but Ill keep it short. The Cowboys opened there brand new, 1.5 BILLION dollar stadium (nick named "The Palace in Dallas") with a loss to one of our biggest rivals...the New York Giants. What a way to open up a stadium, huh?! -_-. And, on top of that, they broke an attendance record by having over 105,000 people present. That's a SPORTS record, not just an NFL record, a record in all of SPORTS history. You'd think we would come out and win, right?......WRONG! There was a lot of blame to pass around in this loss. You cannot put the blame on any one player, coach and etc. The TEAM as a whole played awful. Our only bright spots were our running game, which gashed the Giants for 251 yards on 29 carries and 2 TD's with a WHOPPING 8.7 yard a run average, and our run defense, which held the Giants to 97 yards on 26 carries and a mere 3.7 yard a run average. Our pass defense was HORRENDOUS. They allowed Eli Manning to throw for 330 yards on 25 of 38 passing and 2 TD's and we didn't sack him ONCE. Ironically, there average gain per pass was 8.7. Don't think that I forgot about Tony Romo. I don't know whats wrong with our quarterback. Its like everytime there is a huge stage, the lights are on and everyone is watching, he chokes. He did mediocre at best. He threw for 127 yards on 13 for 29 passing, 1 TD and 3 interceptions. All three of those picks led to 17 Giant points (pun intended). Our offense turned the ball over 4 times, which led to 24 Giant points. If it wasn't for those lucky plays and crazy turnovers, the score wold have been 31-7. I know I sound like I'm being a homer, but the Giants won this game off of pure luck. Point, blank, period.

Grades

Offense - an A for the run game and an F for the pass game equals a C

Defense - an A for the rush defense and an F for the pass defense equals a C

Special Teams - B

Player of the Game goes to...

*sigh* Eli Manning and his wide receivers. They put on a clinic smh

Play of the Game goes to...

Eli's pass to Mario Mannignham that got tipped by Jay Ratliff, but still was caught and setup the game winning field goal...LUCK

Highlights

Side Notes.....
Starting running back Marion Barber III had a quad strain. They say the Cowboys will "wait and see.".....The Cowboys set a new sports attendance record by having 105,121 people present at Sunday's game.....The Cowboys recorded zero sacks this game, and are 32nd in the NFL with zero sacks, after leading the league last season with 59.....After Sunday's stellar rushing performance, the Cowboys now lead the NFL in rush yards a game with 194.5 per and are 3rd in points scored with 32.5 per

Next Week's Opponent:
Carolina Panthers (0-2) at Cowboys Stadium

NFL Week 1: Cowboys 34, Buccaneers 21

2009-09-14T09:06:00.009-04:00

Wow! What a way to kick off the 2009 NFL Season for the Cowboys! The Cowboys continued their opening game success by being the winningest team in season openers in NFL history.

Summary

Overall, we did above average. Our offense wasn't clicking early in the first quarter but we eventually got it together and did excellent. We managed to rack up a total of 462 yards, with most of them coming through the air. Our passing attack was the key to this win, with Tony Romo throwing for 353 yards on 16/27 passing with 3 TD's and a whopping passer rating of 140.6. Our rushing attack didn't really show up as I expected them to, with just a mere 118 yards total rushing and a TD. Even our special teams did great! They managed to block a field goal, which was the deciding factor of the game. Our defense, however, did really shabby. They allowed a total of 450 yards, with the majority of those yards coming on the ground. Cadillac Williams (Tampa Bay's Running Back) ripped us apart for 97 yards on 13 carries and a TD. While Derrick Ward got us for 62 yards on 12 carries and a TD. Our passing defense was no exception either. They allowed Byron Leftwich to scorch em for 276 yards and a TD. The passing D gave up several long bombs and passes also. Those either set up touchdowns or field goals. I can cut the D some slack because there are alot of new guys and they haven't gel'd together properly yet. Id give them about 2 or 3 more games to get it together.

Grades

Offense - A

Defense - C

Special Teams - A

Player of the Game goes to...

Tony Romo.

The reason he gets it because he just proved to everyone and their mother that he doesn't need Terrel Owens to be a successful quarterback. Without TO, he managed to throw 3 TD's to three different receivers and rack up 353 yards with a passer rating of 140.6. Doesn't seem to me that hes missing something, now does it?

Play of the Game goes to...

Gerald Sensabaugh's block field goal.

Believe it or not, this changed the WHOLE tempo of the game. If you watch the game, notice how the home crowd just got extremely quiet lol

Highlights

Side Notes.....

Sensabaugh hurt himself while trying to make a tackle in the 2nd half....Romo tweaked his ankle, but there is no sign of a sprain. He expects to recover fully

Next Week's Opponent:

New York Giants (1-0) at Cowboys Stadium for the home And new stadium opener.

Andre 3000 Speaks on the Hottest MC's out

2009-09-11T16:01:00.001-04:00

He speaks the truth

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Hurricanes 38 - Seminoles 34

2009-09-08T16:52:00.006-04:00

What a way to kick off the 2009 college football season for the Hurricanes!

Gotdamn, what a game! I cant lie, my heart was racing 90% of the game. This game was one for the ages! One of the most exciting games between the two storied rival programs. Jacory Harris played LIGHT OUT, ever after injuring his throwing arm. He went 21-34 with 386 yards and a pair of picks and touchdowns. He also threw a 40-yd pass that lead to the game winning run by Graig Cooper. Jacory won ACC Player of the Week along with his team mate Brandon Harris. Overall I'd give our performance a B-. We were stellar on offense and special teams, but the defense needs to tighten up. They let Ponder (FSU's quarterback) and the rest of the FSU running game run all over them at pivotal moments in the game. But, the defense did step-up at the end of the game when they needed to.

I would post the highlight, but ESPN doesn't let you embed videos...wack -_-

Its all about the U!

Happy 21st.....

2009-09-08T15:40:00.003-04:00

to me!!!! I'm 3 days late though lol. I had fun, chilled with my friends and fam and I got some ill gifts! (some from myself and some from friends.) I also felt like I accomplished something. Everyone I know says when they turn 21 they are gonna get stupid drunk, drink till they pass out, etc. Did I do that? No....surprisingly lol. I don't know what was going through my head. I wanted to drink, but I just didn't. I guess it wasn't meant to happen. This is really REALLY surprising because last years when I turned 20, I got SLOSHED...no hyperbole.

Plus...my hair

Its still here =/. I admit it, I backed out like a little bitch!! I love my hair too much lol

4 Days.....

2009-09-01T00:58:00.003-04:00

I know you're wondering "Whats the countdown for?" Well.....its for my BIRTHDAY! Yes, I'm turning the big deuce uno. Also, something else EPIC is going to be happening on that day. I plan on cutting of my hair that Ive been growing for 3 years

*waits for reader to stop gasping*

*sigh* Yes, I believe its time to part with my lovely locks. Ive been through so much with them. Ive spent sooo much money on them. Lately they've become a big hassle that I just couldn't deal with anymore. Picking it, trying to get it braided, washing it, covering it up for work, its just become too much of a problem. Alot of people think I'm lying, but this IS happening people, best believe it. Other people agree with my decision and are actually glad that I am doing this. I believe it will give me a more professional look, and I wont be look at differently in job interviews and things of that nature. Besides all of that, I think its a maturity thing. Braids are a bit immature to me now and its time for me to grow up since I'm turning 21. A low cut will give me more of an adult look and maybe people will stop mistaking me as a teenager lol. One thing is for sure though, I'm most definitely going to miss it...":'-(

House of Flying Daggers

2009-08-25T15:03:00.002-04:00

A Wu-Tang track produced my J Dilla......is there possibly ANYTHING else you can ask for in a song?!

This is HIP-HOP!

Are You Ready For Some Football?!

2009-08-17T16:17:00.004-04:00

I know I am! I am so hyped about this season. I know, I'm hyped about every season, but this is gonna be a special season. For starters, The Super Bowl is gonna be right here in my backyard (I literally live less than 5 minutes from Dolphin/Land Shark Stadium). My team, The Dallas Cowboys, have made some nice acquisitions and they have a promising future, even though we got rid of Terrell Owens. And since I'm blogging this season, I plan on doing something for every Cowboy game. After every regular season game, I'm gonna evaluate them. Ill post what we did right, what we did wrong, player of the game, hit of the game, etc.

Stay Tuned!

Cowboys in 2010!

Any Given Sunday

2009-08-17T15:38:00.003-04:00

This had to be thee WORST Sunday/Saturday of my life, I swear to GOD!

Here is what went down:

1. Saturday night, after dropping my brother somewhere, I'm on my way back home and my car overheats. No problem, right? Ill just let it cool down, add coolant and what not and be on my way. WRONG! After I waited of about an hour for it to cool down and I added my coolant and shit, I try to go where I was planning on going. I wasn't even an eighth of a mile away from my house and my car overheats again! So, I pull over and find out its my radiator hose. Boom, my plans are ruined for the night and I have to buy a radiator hose in the morning.

2. Sunday morning, I go to buy the radiator hose. I'm going back and forth to the auto parts store because none would fit, but finally I got the right one. I'm on my way to my friends birthday party, when half way there, my car overheats yet again. So luckily, my job is right next to my friends house where he is having his party (I work at Auto Zone). I pull in there, and I have a mechanic there flush my radiator...this takes about another hour smh. While that's happening a friend of mines who is a mechanic tells me that my heads are blown and so I my head gasket. This is not news I need to hear right about now. The head gasket alone costs about 70 bucks and the job for it is about 300-400 bucks.

3. I finally get to my homies party after God knows how long, and we are there having fun. We're eating, listening to music, talking with all his friends, just having a great time. Then, for some reason, I decided to throw the birthday boy in the pool. I grab him, lift him up and try to throw him in. Mind you, I'm still in my regular clothes, with shit in my pockets still. So, as I drop him in the pool, my body weight shifts forward and.....SPLASH!.....I fall in right behind him with all my clothes and shoes on and all my shit in my pockets...including my FUCKING G1. Knowing this, I hopped out the pool in a flash, emptied my pockets and tried to ave my G1. But, that didn't happen. My screen was blank and so was my face. My wallet, shoes and other shit got wet, but I really didn't give two fucks about those, because they could be saved. But, my G1?!?!?! WHY?! I kept my cool though because it way my boy's birthday, and I didn't want to bring a negative vibe out. So, I just accepted it....then.

I swear that I just have the worst luck, but I have alot of patience on top of it, so its really no problem for me to deal with it. Some people might just break down or explode, but I do neither. I DID want to punch the hell out of something after, but I thought "Why? That's not gonna fix your phone."

*sigh* I dunno man, I dunno

August 24th

2009-08-10T00:12:00.002-04:00

Yup, school is already here, just around the corner. I FINALLY switched my major and got a class. Yes you read that correctly, a class. Times are hard out here when Financial Aid is helping out. I'm also going into the nursing program, so I HAVE to be EXTRA focused. My sister went through it, and she made sure she told me that it is DIFFICULT. That's the first question I asked her about it. She didn't hesitate to say "Yes, it's very hard. Make sure you study!" I'm going to heed her warning because if I mess this up, it's going to be a hassle starting over. Luckily, there is some shining light in this situation. My previous major was Physical Therapy, and I have credits from that major that count toward my nursing program grade. So, it's looking pretty good for me from the get-go. I just need to stop fucking around and stay focused.

Listen to DOOM

2009-08-09T23:33:00.005-04:00

In the few words he spoke, he pretty much summed up where Hip-Hop is nowadays. It's a DAMN shame how slept on he is. One of the illest MC's in Hip-Hop....PERIOD.

"He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh

A rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous." - MF DOOM - Beef Rapp

Aiyyo I Hate Niggas Like You, Fake Niggaz Like You

2009-08-01T15:32:00.006-04:00

Why do people do this? You can talk to them one on one and they are a certain person. You two laugh, make jokes and are generally nice to each other. Then, when you two get around mutual friends, they turn into this whoooole different tough guy/bitchy bitch type of person. That shit really rides my nerves to no end. Its extremely stupid if you think about it. You and I both know that this isn't you and our friends know the same. Why act a different way around people that know how you really are? I'm guessing that its human nature for people to act a certain way around others just to impress them. I still don't agree with it. I think its so....flaw if you ask me. Like whats the point of acting a way around people who know how you REALLY are? I could understand if we were around starngers who don't know you from a can of paint, but friends? Close friends at that? I don't know, I just try to stray away from it as much as possible.

Oh yea, another blog title from a Sean Price lyric lol

Like You - Sean Price

@NYPD Help, we're being robbed!

2009-07-15T15:03:00.001-04:00

NYC bank heist makes for unexpected tweets

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31912507/ns/tech_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/?GT1=39002

Random Post Pt. 4

2009-07-14T19:31:00.002-04:00

DEADLINE - Post-It Stop Motion

The Making of......

Unbelievable. Art is taking a different turn nowadays..a turn for the better of course.

Haters..... Part. 2

2009-07-08T16:07:00.007-04:00

Here is Part 2 of my "Haters" mini series....

Chronic Bronchitis

Ahhhh, good ole bronchitis. This is the "hater" everyone knows about. This one is associated with me more than anything. Ive been dealing with this mofo for my entire life. It was worse when I was younger. Every other day/night I would be on the nebulizer, breathing albuterol through this mask, looking like a cancer patient. From what I know, it was passed down to me by my pops. He had it mildly when he was a kid, but he got over it quicker than I did. One thing you have to consider also is that he used to smoke cigarettes since he was 18 or 19 (he recently stopped, yay!). When I get these attacks, I literally feel like a fish out of water. I take constant short breaths, my lungs feel like a gorilla is gripping them, I get tired REALLY quickly, and my overall mobility just lessens. Now, when I get treated on the nebulizer, that's where the really scary parts happen. Why scary, you ask? Well, I don't know if its only me, but albuterol makes my heart pace faster than usual. After about 10 minutes of being on the nebulizer, I feel like i just finish run a mile. My heartbeat is so high, but no thigh enough to cause alarm. Also, its works as a kind of sleeping treatment. When I go on the nebulizer at night, before I go to bed, it makes me extremely sleepy. Sleepy to the point where I'll fall asleep with the mask still on and the nebulizer still running. Now as a kid, of course this scared the shit out of me, but as I got older my parents explained it to me and I found out more about it.

Bronchitis is another reason why I couldn't really participate is sports I wanted in school and some time at home with friends. I would get tired really quickly, run slow and not perform well at all. Some say that's its a good thing that I have it because I cant smoke cigarettes or weed and etc. Yea, that's a good way to look at it...BUT, you have to consider all the GOOD things that I CANT do. *sigh* I don't know, I guess I'll just have to live with it and see how it turns out. The only good news is that its not as bad as it was about 1 or 2 years ago, where I'd be on the nebulizer about every night. Besides two weeks ago, I haven't been on it since the start of this year....*fist pump*

Btw, Ren and The Nebulizers coming soon...;)

Random Post Pt. 3

2009-07-08T15:13:00.003-04:00

*faints*

Haters..... Part. 1

2009-07-07T21:22:00.000-04:00

No, this isn't about the haters that you're thinking of. These are haters that are hard to get rid of. These haters have hated on me since childhood, and some since birth. If you haven't guessed already, these haters aren't actually people. They are actually my ailments. What are these ailments you ask? Well, if you know me well, you know that I suffer from chronic bronchitis and severe scoliosis. I got this idea from friend of mine. We were talking about haters, and how we should make a blog about them. I told her that I don't have any haters. I told her previously about my ailments. She said that they are, in essence, haters. I thought about it, and said “hey that makes perfect sense.” A hater is someone or something that tries to prevent you from reaching certain goals or just doing regular everyday things. That's exactly what my ailments are. They have prevented me from doing so many things in my life. People say that I should just overcome them, but trust me it’s not that easy.

Scoliosis

This has annoyed or "hated" me ALOT. If I recall correctly, it was about 6th grade when it first started. I was trying to play optimist football. When I went to get a physical, the doctor diagnosed me with minor scoliosis. I already started thinking that I won't be able to play. But, since it was minor, I was okay to play. Fast forward to high school, it’s the summer before 11th grade. I'm trying out for football at the quarter back position. Just before that, I went to the University of Miami football camp, and I needed a doctor’s approval for that! And it was non-contact! That just shows how bad my back is. Now, things didn't really work out for me at quarterback, so I got moved. This didn't make me quit. All I did was switch positions. Now, I switch and all is well.....at least that's what I thought. Of course, like any high school sport, I had to get a physical. When I got my physical, I also received devastating news. The doc basically told me that if I take one bad hit to the back...l l...I would be DONE. He stressed that point a lot, and it scared me to death. So, due to that, I had to quit. Who knows, I could be playing quarterback for some college right now. Who knows what could have happened! Not only did it prevent me playing sports, but it nags me at my job. I work at Auto Zone, and there is always times when i have to do heavy lifting. One day, I tried to life two huge batteries, and my back damn near gave out on me. I missed a week of work because of this. In this day and age, I can use many hours as I can get. That week didn't really do my paycheck any good.

Thanks to my scoliosis, I had to throw away a dream.

Haters..... Part. 2 is next

Miss me?

2009-07-06T16:00:00.002-04:00

Don't answer that lol. I was on another hiatus, but it wasn't my fault. I haven't had internet access, and this mobile blogging was a crock of shit, smh. But, I'm here, back like I never left. Ive had a ton of blog ideas, so I dont have an excuse for not blogging. Dont worry though, I wont disapoint.

Random Post Pt. 2

2009-06-24T00:18:00.002-04:00

Imagine...he can't dunk! What if he could dunk?!
The music is so proper

Slaughterhouse

2009-06-17T18:59:00.003-04:00

You think Hip-Hop is dead? How about you kill yourself. This is one of the best freestyle sessions that I've seen in a very long time. Buddens, Joell, Crooked and Royce all went THE FUCK IN!...l l. This a very rare feat in Hip-Hop nowadays , and I say that because of all the garbage nonsense they are playing through my radio speakers. Hip-Hop needs this type of shit, and Slaughterhouse is providing it. I know that their album is gonna be dope, and I will try and cop it

PS
They killed the D.O.A. beat better than Jay-Z!

Nike Air Penny II "Atlantic"

2009-06-16T14:50:00.004-04:00

Looks like Nike finally wised up and is going to release the most coveted colorway of the Penny II's, the "Atlantics." In my opinion, these are the best Penny II's, then comes he black ones. These are the shoes that always came to mind when I thougth of Mr. Hardaways kicks. Some people say foams, but I say these. To be honest, they are kind of like a grail to me. I am gonna try my hardest to pick them up, no matter what I do

More Pics Via Sole Collector

Chillin' Out Maxin' Relaxin' All Cool....

2009-06-15T12:46:00.002-04:00

This blog is a day late, but I have reasons. I had a very odd day yesterday. But, anyhoo, that's beside the point.

This past weekend was a fun one, contrary to popular belief. I chilled with my SP Florida peeps, with the addition of two SP peeps from NY, Seren and Star. They were visiting Miami for the 1st time, so I kinda felt like a tour guide lol. We all went and saw The Hangover (the funniest movie to date!) and laughed our asses off! Other than that, I chilled with Seren & Star at their resort. I felt like I was vacationing too lol. It felt really good to be honest, I really needed it. And, one thing about those two is that I felt really comfortable around them. Its like I've known them for years. Usually, when I meet new people, I dont feel too good around them. But, I dont know what it was about these two, its like we've been best friends forever or soemthign lol. That was another great weekend in this EPIC summer vacation.

PS
To everyone I was chilling with, if I came off in the slightest as a douchebag, its due to the fact that my car was outta commission. I can admit, I was a little angry, and I usually don't show that. But, after EXPECTING to have a car the whole weekend, then not having it, my anger showd a bit lol

And, of course, here's a video of the weekend by none other.....UnkleLuc!

Weekenders from Luc Alexandre on Vimeo.

That's Fucked Up, Part. 5

2009-06-12T18:27:00.001-04:00

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

*sigh*

What is this world coming to? All because the girl "thought" her "ex-boyfriend", who dumped her, was with this girl...SMGDH

Nike Air Hoop Structure

2009-06-12T16:20:00.006-04:00

In the midst of dropping alot of "hybrids" and "fusions" that sneakerheads have hated, Nike redeems themselves wit the Air Hoop Structure. This hybrid is just the Air Structure 91 with some basketball flavor. I cant name any dope "hybrids" that Nike has made off the top of my head, but there are by far thee dopest ones. Consider these on my '09 pick-up list.

I am really hype for these because the Aqua VIII's are my grails

Pics via Leaders1354 & Kix and The City

Random Post Pt. 1

2009-06-10T23:38:00.003-04:00

I am simply AMAZED at this

Random Axe

2009-06-09T02:37:00.003-04:00

You probably read the title, and are wondering "who the fuck or what the fuck is Random Axe?" Well, Random Axe is the next hip-hop supergroup to take over the hip-hop game. Random Axe consists of MC's Sean Price and Guilty Simpson with producer Black Milk. The first track that they did together is on Guilty Simpson's album "Ode to The Ghetto", and track named "Run."

Run (feat. Sean Price and Black Milk) - Guilty Simpson

After I heard this track, and then heard they are coming our with an album, I felt a little hope in hip-hop.

Here is another track from Random Axe called "Monster Babies" from HipHopDX.com

Random Axe (Sean Price, Guilty Simpson & Black Milk) - Monster Babies | Hip Hop Songs > HipHopDX.com

With Black Milk, a young, great, promising producer, doing all the beats and Sean P and Guilty rippin' the tracks, this is sure to be a definite cop this summer...or whenever it drops lol

That's Fucked Up, Part. 4

2009-06-03T12:14:00.002-04:00

You ever have one of those situations, where only a GIF can explain how you feel?

Twitter....

2009-06-02T14:59:00.000-04:00

...I got one...smh

Hypocrisy FTL!

Sneaker Pimps Miami 2009

2009-06-02T14:02:00.003-04:00

I had a dope time. This was actually my first ever sneaker event and it was a great way to have my cherry popped...l l. DJ Clark Kent was there, and he gave away his Yeezys to some dude. The Cool Kids Performed, but I don't know any of their songs :-/. The Clipse, of course, shut it DOWN! I took a pic with Ab-Liva, met The Clipse, but no pic lol. Overall, it was ill. My whole South Florida SP Fam came, and the girls shat on everyone with their sneaker table. Im glad I went, and I'm looking forward to DXC and next years Sneaker Pimps

Pics and Video Courtesy of UnkleLuc

Sneaker Pimps Miami 2009 (The Cool Kids) from Luc Alexandre on Vimeo.

The Nice Niggas Broke, Then the Rest Get Paid

2009-05-31T21:49:00.005-04:00

I was eating Checkers the other night with some friends on Biscayne Boulevard. Now, if you're from or know Miami, you know the area that I'm referring to = Crackhead Drive. We always have people begging for change out there, its inevitable. Its something that you cannot escape out there. But, that night was a bit different. While we were waiting in line, there was this homeless guy behind that looked like he was whittling palm tree leaves. He made this rose out of the leaves, and he gave it to Jen. He told us about how he was paralyzed, and learned to do this shit in a wheel chair. When I see things like this, I kinda get mad because hes not getting paid. But, you have to realize that you don't know his past, so you can judge him. I don't know though, I just know that there are plenty of artists out there that he is waaaay better then lol

Pics courtesy of me and UnkeLuc

And So.....

2009-04-28T19:35:00.004-04:00

Wow, the last time I posted a blog was on *drum roll* April 1st. Damn, Ive been slacking. Well, not really. Lately, I've been through a ton of shit, and I mean SHIT. Well, I'm back. Reason being is that a few people I know said that I should keep my blog up and not let it go to shit. So, I'm gonna try my best not to be lazy and blog correctly.

*sigh*

I'm Alive!

The Usual Suspects

2009-04-01T17:50:00.003-04:00

Here is a new joint from Rick Ross and Nas. I cant lie, when I first heard these two had a track together, I raised an eyebrow. But, I always give everything a second chance. Ross drops a couple of nice verses and of course God Son came and did his usual ill thing. Overall, I believe this can be a hit

You can find it on AllHipHop.com

Crunch Time!

2009-03-29T13:12:00.002-04:00

I have a paper due April 15th for Psychology
I have another paper due April 17th for English and 9 journals on top of that
My math final is God knows when
*sigh*

I'm stressed out..so tired
My days..so long
I'm stressed out..so tired
Gotta..move on

The Vacation - Young Jeezy
Truer words have never been spoken.....

Expand Your Horizons.....

2009-03-23T20:00:00.008-04:00

I love Hip-Hop, but sometimes you have to stray away from it, and listen to other music. This is why I love my pops so much. He is the reason I listen to Billy Joel (if you knew my pops, you would have never thought he listened to him lol). He makes such great music. Most of it is mellow, chill out type music. If you claim to LOVE music, as a whole, you have to appreciate Billy Joel's music. Here are a couple f tracks that I cant keep out of my head

Vienna - Billy Joel

Captain Jack - Billy Joel

Just The Way You Are - Billy Joel

Big Shot - Billy Joel

My Life - Billy Joel

52nd Street - Billy Joel

Zanzibar [Album Version] - Billy Joel

Movin out (Anthonys song) - Billy Joel

We Didnt Start The Fire - Billy Joel

Aint No Crime - Billy Joel

All For Leyna - Billy Joel

BTW, 52nd Street is one of my favorite albums of all time

What Up My Wigger?!

2009-03-22T20:20:00.003-04:00

Again,NYOIL spitting some REAL shit
Peep his Youtube Page

I love how he sampled KRS-One in this track

He will never get signed...and I meant that in the good way

Remember: truth hurts.....

It's Been a Long Time Coming.....

2009-03-17T15:03:00.003-04:00

Today marks a year since I've been at my wonderful job Auto Zone. I've been through my up and downs there. As much as I complain though, it is actually a pretty decent job. I always said that it is the best job that I've had. There have been times when I just wanted to walk thee FUCK out of the store, but I am a man of immense patience. My moms always tells me that good things come to those who wait. Boy, was she right. Yesterday, I went to the main offices of my job and talked to the HR (Human Resources) Manager about this raise that I was supposed to get, but I didn't. I was waaaay overdue for this raise, I was supposed to get it in the middle of last year sometime. So, imagine that. Look how long I waited. So, we are talking and he tells me, not in so many words, that I'm going to be granted the raise on my next paycheck. My original plan on going in there acting belligerent probably would have backfired, lol, so I'm glad i went in there calmly. Yup, finally, I got what I deserved....

Even got myself a little pin to add to my work shirt! lol

That's Fucked Up, Part. 3

2009-03-17T12:42:00.003-04:00

*Sigh*

Lesbians In South Africa Speak On Their Brutal Attacks By Male Gangs In Corrective Rapes

"Y'All Should All Get Lynched"

2009-03-17T00:55:00.006-04:00

My cousin just recently put me on this dude named NY OIL. I'm probably late, but he has some hard tracks. He spits lyrics about some harsh reality. Harshness that some people, in my opinion, just cannot handle. You may call him ignorant or whatever, but he speaks the truth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NYOIL <---His Wikipedia page. Here are some tracks from him "Y'All Should All Get Lynched" This is the original version that got banned from YouTube withing 48 hrs. of it being posted

"The Difference Between Niggers and Blacks"

As soon as I find more shit, I'll post it

Forgive me for I have sinned

2009-03-16T00:02:00.004-04:00

I don't think it's been week since I stopped eating swine. My pops just wants to up and cook some jerk pork. And it was GOOOOOOD

SMH @ myself

This is the LAST time

REAL TALK

Traaaaagedy.....

2009-03-15T22:42:00.003-04:00

Fame and fortune sometimes doesn't come in the same package. Homeless comedian Faceman will let you know how real that is. Check him out as the former Def Comedy, BET comedian kicks it about life..Comedy Central.

Show Respect To All.....

Two in the mornin got the Fatburger....

2009-03-15T15:25:00.006-04:00

Here are some pics and a video from the Sneakerplay Meet Up
and, like clg23 said, My Crew > Your Crew

SP Gang from Luc Alexandre on Vimeo.

All props to my man UnkleLuc for the pics and video

Locked Up.....

2009-03-12T23:24:00.002-04:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090312/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iraq

Smh, 3 years for a shoe? What is this world coming to?

That's Fucked Up, Part. 2

2009-03-12T22:38:00.005-04:00

Now, Sean Price is one of my favorite MC's right now. He is known for his grimy, hardcore lyricism. But, there is sometimes where you go too far, in my opinion atleast lol

Listen carefully at about 1:39 - 1:43

Did you catch it?

Run (feat. Sean Price & Black Milk) - Guilty Simpson

Did you catch it?

That's fucked up P!

Sigh

2009-03-12T20:27:00.003-04:00

Well, looks like I'm gonna post my first "Bad Day" post. It went down like dis...

I woke up at about 7:25 am. When I woke up out the bed (sofa), I just sat for like 5 minutes, looking down at the ground, feeling empty. I don't know why. So, I go and get ready. I get my shirt, pants, socks, shoes etc. After I get ready, I am early as fuck. I got time to spare, but I don't do it. Because every time I do, I end up getting to work late. So, I walk out the door, hop in my car, and head to work. I'm half way down the street, and I hear this scratching sound. My little homey stops me and says "Yo, fix that shit. Its loud as fuck." I know what he is talking about, the plastic covering on the bottom of my car in the front was hanging off. I get out and try to fix it, but nothing. So, I have to go back home, wait for my brother (he works at a tire shop) so he can jack my car up and fix it. He takes like 15 mins to get ready, and then we finally leave. We reach the shop and then he takes another 10 to get the shit setup. Finally, he jacks my car up, and he has to take off the whole plastic piece, which isn't good. So, he does it, I hop in my car, and now I need gas. Luckily, he works right next to a gas station. I just throw 5 bucks in there and bounce. Now, its about 8:15..I have to be at work at 8 am. I already called my boss and told him I had car problems so I was kinda straight. So, I'm driving to work, and I guess everyone decides they want to drive to work too. There is hella traffic where there is usually no traffic, and I'm thinking 'Wow, looks like its gonna be a shitty day today'. So, since there was hella traffic, I reached work at about 8:55. When I parked, I just sat in my car and gathered myself. Told myself to chill and it's not gonna be a bad day...WRONG. I take off my glasses to wipe my eyes, and guess what? My glasses are cracked. Not the lens, but the rim around it. I just snickered to myself, took a deep breath and hopped out the car.

So, today is Thursday, so that mean we have truck to do. When its truck day, that automatically means a bad day. It was worst today because we had a shitload of products to put on the shelf. Plus, I came late, so my boss is giving me the stink eye. Even though I called ahead, smh. I am not gonna even get into what happened while I was doing truck, I might break this keyboard lol. I'm a real grateful person, but sometimes I just have to think why me. I hate to think that way, but sometimes it just has to be like that...sigh.

I do have one reason to be happy though... I got my jouvert ticket!

it's a jouvert partyyy.......

PS
I have $1.56 in my bank account......WTF..Fuck bills, smh

That's Fucked Up, Part. 1

2009-03-12T01:01:00.003-04:00

LMAO, that's fucked up

Archives, Part. 1

2009-03-11T15:38:00.001-04:00

This post is dedicated to some of the dumbest things that me and my close friends have either said or done. It's a little thing we like to call Archives. Every time someone slips up and say something stupid, we put it in the archives. For example:

My homey P works at UPS. And, if I'm not mistaken, most of the boxes at UPS are what color..........if you said brown, you are correct. Here is what happened one night at at his job.

P's Coworker: Hey P, you sent up a misload
P: Oh, aight. What color was the box?
He told me everyone at the job stopped what they were doing and stared at him like he was an idiot, LOL. When he told me this one, I couldn't stop laughing

Here is another, from yours truly. We were playing NBA Live 08 on PS3, and I had the Miami Heat and my brother had the Phoenix Suns

My brother: I'm killing you with Hill (Grant Hill). He is draining three's like nothing
Me: Yea, but Hill can't Grant though!
I repeated that several times until I realized what I said LMAO. I was trying to say that Hill can't dunk though. They still won't let me live this one down lol.

My sister also had one recently. I forgot what we were talking about, somehow she ended talking about drive by shootings. But instead, she said Driveway shooting....smh.

Here is the last one from my homey J. We were watching the Olympics, and they were running the 800 meter dash. Now mind you, this race is done in either 2 minutes or under.

Me: Look, they running the 800
J: Damn, that's a long race
Me: Naw, it's not that long
J: Really? Isn't that an hour on the clock?
Me: *looks at J confused and then looks at TV* No nigga, thats a minute!
J: Oh..... hahahah, shut up nigga

*dead*

I will hit yall with at least 3 of these every so often. Just a little something to make you chuckle and brighten your day up lol

Muthafucka I Don't Dine on Swine.....

2009-03-11T00:37:00.000-04:00

The title speaks the truth. No more pork for me. Why so suddenly you ask? Well, for starters, I want to live past 35. Also, when I was about 18 I think, my cousin kind of scared me. She told me how when I eat pork, it ruins your skin, it creates pimples all over you body, your pores get ruined and etc. After that, I was off pork for about a month....that didn't really last long. That was three years ago. Just yesterday, while I was at work, a customer came in a scared me more. This guy looked like a Muslim by the way, that's why I think he just came out the blue and asked me "Yo, do you eat alot of pork?" Of course I said yeah. Then, he started to tell me basically the same shit my cousin said, but he added more. He told me how dirty pork is. Apparently, pork has these little worms inside it. Now, regardless of what these worms do, worms inside anything you eat is vile. The only way these worms can die is if you burn the pork or cook it extremely well done. Also, he told me that when you freeze pork, the worms go dormant, then wake back up when you cook the pork. Again, the only way to kill them is to burn the pork. Then, he told me how it affects you in the long run, how when he was eating when he was younger, it gave him these painful chest aches and how it made him break out. Of course I googled it when I came home. I found some disturbing things:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork#Nutrition
http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/porkcoke.html

If these links don't change your mind, nothing will.

So, for now on, only chicken, turkey & beef for me

I Wanna be Like Wade

2009-03-10T11:36:00.000-04:00

"This is MY house!"

When will people realize the truth? When will people realize who the best player in the NBA is? Dwyane Wade continues to prove night in and night out that he is thee best. Now, as much as I hate to say it, his performance last night was reminiscent of the great Michael Jordan. Remember against the Jazz when he robbed Karl Malone of the ball and drove down, shook Byron Russell and made the famous "Last Shot"? Wasn't Wade's steal and game winner kind of Jordanesque? Whatever you say, Wade is the.....

MVP...MVP....MVP....MVP

First off...

2009-03-09T17:29:00.000-04:00

Fuck your bitch and the click you claim.....

Naw, I'm just playing.

This is my first blog, and I want to do this the rigth way.

Let's start with an introduction, shall we?

Jordan is what they call me. The name Illmatic is just something I picked up...plus, I know that album from front to back

Im 20 years young residing in The Magic City of Miami. Im a student at Broward College studying Physical Therapy (Im thinking about changing to nursing)

Im a certified Hi-Hop Head

I love sneakers, love buying them, love talking about them and etc.

I think Im a funny guy. If you know me, you would agree

Im a die hard Miami Heat and Dallas Cowboys fan (suck it Eb!)

My blog doesn't really fall into any category. I will post a wide range of things. From sports to music or from news around the world to a random situation that happened to me that day. Regardless, I hope you enjoy it

So, take a journey, a journey into.....

An iLL Mind